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ROBERT BENCHLEY
American humorist
(1889 - 1945)

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
      - [Dogs]

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
      - [Work]

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.
      - [Dogs]

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
      - [Humor]

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
      - [Silence]

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it's just compounding the felony.
      - [Drinking]

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
      - [Idleness]

I didn't ought to have went.
      - [Traveling]

It was only one of those plays in which the actors, unfortunately, enunciated very clearly.
      - [Actors]


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