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American actor and humorist
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A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
      - [Freedom]

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
      - [Opinion]

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
      - [Crime]

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
      - [Learning]

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
      - [Truth]

All I know is what I read in the papers.
      - [Newspapers]

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.
      - [America]

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
      - [Economy]

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
      - [Ignorance]

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
      - [Onions]

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
      - [Heroes]

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
      - [Broad-mindedness : Opinion]

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
      - [Procrastination]

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
      - [Taxation]

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
      - [Ignorance]

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
      - [Humor]

Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
      - [Fanaticism]

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
      - [Praise]

God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since.
      - [Man]

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
      - [Haste]

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
      - [Liberal]

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
      - [Divorce]

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
      - [Newspapers]

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
      - [Skin]

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
      - [Politics]

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