| 99/12/31: |
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson, from "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip |
| 99/12/30: |
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me. - Bill Watterson, from "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip |
| 99/12/29: |
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson, from "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip |
| 99/12/28: |
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. - Bill Watterson, from "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip |
| 99/12/27: |
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself. - Mark Twain (pseudonym of Samuel L. Clemens) |
| 99/12/26: |
Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead. - Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard |
| 99/12/25: |
Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity. - Anonymous |
| 99/12/24: |
The ends must justify the means. - Matthew Prior |
| 99/12/23: |
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michael Eyquen de Montaigne |
| 99/12/22: |
To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet. - Charles Caleb Colton |
| 99/12/21: |
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death! - Patrick Henry |
| 99/12/20: |
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso |
| 99/12/19: |
All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in this time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. - William Shakespeare, As You Like It (Jaques at II, vii) |
| 99/12/18: |
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein |
| 99/12/17: |
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. - William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, or, What You Will (Malvalio at II, v) |
| 99/12/16: |
The more laws, the less justice. - Cicero (Marcus Tullius Cicero) |
| 99/12/15: |
Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive. - Warren Miller |
| 99/12/14: |
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms |
| 99/12/13: |
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable. - Seneca (Lucius Annaeus Seneca) |
| 99/12/12: |
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. - Marshall McLuhan |
| 99/12/11: |
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit. - Stephen Hawking |
| 99/12/10: |
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus |
| 99/12/09: |
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre |
| 99/12/08: |
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Lee Frost |
| 99/12/07: |
I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think. - Wolfgang Pauli |
| 99/12/06: |
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein |
| 99/12/05: |
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake |
| 99/12/04: |
The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra |
| 99/12/03: |
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill |
| 99/12/02: |
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo, The Godfather |
| 99/12/01: |
Without change nothing changes. - Unknown |
| 99/11/30: |
Possessions are generally diminished by possession. - Frederich Wilhelm Nietzsche |
| 99/11/29: |
It is not certain that everything is uncertain. - Blaise Pasqal |
| 99/11/28: |
Nothing is worth more than this day. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
| 99/11/27: |
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain (pseudonym of Samuel L. Clemens) |
| 99/11/26: |
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling |
| 99/11/25: |
The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays--Of Friendship |
| 99/11/24: |
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money. - Senator Everett Dirksen |
| 99/11/23: |
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau |
| 99/11/22: |
I won't argue with you, but you're simply misinformed or wrong! - John C. Shepard |
| 99/11/21: |
One of the best ways to learn anything is to teach yourself. - Giles Sutherland Rich |
| 99/11/20: |
Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon |
| 99/11/19: |
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. - Tom Wilson, from the "Ziggy" comic strip |
| 99/11/18: |
If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those results in a catastrophe, then someone will do it that way. - Capt. Edward Murphy, Jr., original version of Murphy's Law |
| 99/11/17: |
The world is filled with air bases. - John C. Shepard |
| 99/11/16: |
Bears rule! - John C. Shepard |
| 99/11/15: |
I won't be pressured into making sales. - George Bigelis |
| 99/11/14: |
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. - Robert Lee Frost, The Road Not Taken |
| 99/11/13: |
The Moving Finger writes; and having writ, Moves on; nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it. - Omar Khayyam, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam (71) (FitzGerald's translation) |
| 99/11/12: |
The best way out is always through. - Robert Lee Frost |
| 99/11/11: |
Don't confuse, don't convolute. - John C. Shepard |
| 99/11/10: |
Kilobytes, megabytes, gigabytes, terabytes, petabytes, exabytes, zettabytes, yottabytes, toomanybytes. - John C. Shepard |
| 99/11/09: |
If you think you know everything and think you've done everything, I know you're an idiot. - John C. Shepard |
| 99/11/08: |
It's difficult to drain the swamp when you're up to your ass in alligators. - Unknown |
| 99/11/07: |
If you can walk, you can run. - Unknown |
| 99/11/06: |
If you can accept losing, you can't win. - Unknown |
