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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. - [Poverty] Eighty percent of success is showing up. - [Success] Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. - [Nothingness] Eternity is really long, especially near the end. - [Eternity] His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - [Education] I am at two with nature. - [Nature] I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - [Immortality] I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. - [Misery] I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - [Wives] I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - [Insult] I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me. - [Greatness] If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - [Failure] It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. - [Death] Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - [Money] Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - [God] On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. - [Death] Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. - [Crime] Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - [Sex] Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman. - [Sex] Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. - [Love] You mellow too much you ripen and rot. - [Maturity]
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