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GARRISON KEILLOR
American humorous writer and broadcaster
(1942 - )
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Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
      - [Farewell]

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
      - [Cats]

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
      - [Reality]

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
      - [Want]

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
      - [Laughter]

They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole.
      - [Stupidity]

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
      - [Wine and Spirits]

Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.
      - The Book of Guys [Manhood]


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