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GROUCHO MARX
American comedic actor and broadcaster
(1895 - 1977)

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
      - [Hospitals]

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
      - [Books]

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
      - [Life]

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
      - [Money]

My mother loved children—she would have given anything if I had been one.
      - [Mothers]

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
      - Groucho and Me (ch. 26) [Society]


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