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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - [Doors] A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - [Family] Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer. - [Bankers] God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why. - [God] If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - [Work] Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - [Life] Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. - [Marriage] Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it. - [Agreement] Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive. - [Children] One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - [Remorse] Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. - [Parents] People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - [Work] Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. - [Professionals] Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - [Progress] They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread lines, and they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball. - [Charity] To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. - [Matrimony] Too clever is dumb. - [Cleverness] Women would rather be right than reasonable. - [Right] You can take it as understood that your luck changes only if it's good. - [Luck]
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