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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - [Patriotism] A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - [Children] It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - [Poverty] Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. - [Exploration] Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - [Money] Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - [Fitness] People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong. - [Learning] Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. - [Smoking] Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career. - [Inflation] The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. - [Prophets] The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - [Cooking] We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - [Insects] Where God is, all agree. - [God] To God, thy countrie, and thy friend be true. - Rules and Lessons (st. 8) [Fidelity : Friends : Sincerity]
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