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A humorist is a man who feels bad but feels good about it. - [Humor] A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right. - [Smiles] Babies are such a nice way to start people. - [Babies] I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs. - [Teaching] Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people. - [Morality] Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. - [Poverty] The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. - [Learning] The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice. - [Music] Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. - [Unhappiness] Very few people look the part and are it too. - [Appearance] We will hereafter believe less history than ever, now that we have seen how it is made. - [History] Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. - [Work]
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