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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - [Children] Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing. - [Food] Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - [Children] Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - [Food] I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. - [Gambling] If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. - [Fantasy] Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans. - [Food] No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - [Conversation] Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. - [Vegetables] Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type. - [Equality]
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