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GEORGE CARLIN
American comedian
(1937 - 2008)
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
      - [Work]

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
      - [Words]

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.
      - [Rain]

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
      - [Automobiles]

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.
      - [Living]


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