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GROUCHO MARX American comedic actor and broadcaster (1895 - 1977) A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.       - [Hospitals] From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.       - [Books] I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.       - [Life] Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.       - [Money] My mother loved children—she would have given anything if I had been one.       - [Mothers] Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.       - Groucho and Me (ch. 26) [Society] Last Revised: 2008 April 9 Copyright © 1999-2008 John C. Shepard. All Rights Reserved. The GIGA name and logo are trademarks registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office by John C. Shepard.  WWW.GIGA-USA.COM     Back to Top of Page

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