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HELEN ROWLAND
American writer, journalist and humorist
(1876 - 1950)

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.
      - [Sex]

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
      - [Bachelors]

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
      - [Marriage]

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
      - [Farewell]

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.
      - [Women]

Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself.
      - [Flirtation]

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
      - [Love]

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
      - [Jealousy]

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.
      - [Love]

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
      - [Love]

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
      - [Marriage]

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion.
      - [Youth]

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
      - [Lying]

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns.
      - [Marriage]

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
      - [Imagination]

Last Revised: 2008 April 9
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