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JOHNNY CARSON American talk show host and comedian (1925 - 2005)   CHECK READING LIST (2)   Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.       - [Curiosity] For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.       - [Death] He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.       - [Obesity] I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.       - [Matrimony] When turkeys mate they think of swans.       - [Sex] Last Revised: 2008 April 9 Copyright © 1999-2008 John C. Shepard. All Rights Reserved. The GIGA name and logo are trademarks registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office by John C. Shepard.  WWW.GIGA-USA.COM     Back to Top of Page

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