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STEVEN WRIGHT
American comedian
(1955 - )

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
      - [Universe]

Boy, life takes a long time to live.
      - [Life]

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it.
      - [Existentialism]

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
      - [Time]

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.
      - [Solutions]

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
      - corollary to the proverb, "The early bird catches the worm."
        [Proverbs]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
      - [Fishing]

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
      - [Possession]

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