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A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it. - [Freedom] A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. - [Opinion] A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - [Crime] A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. - [Learning] A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. - [Truth] All I know is what I read in the papers. - [Newspapers] America invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. - [America] An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. - [Economy] An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. - [Ignorance] An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - [Onions] Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - [Heroes] Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion. - [Broad-mindedness : Opinion] Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - [Procrastination] Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. - [Taxation] Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. - [Ignorance] Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - [Humor] Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite. - [Fanaticism] Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. - [Praise] God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since. - [Man] Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - [Haste] I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - [Liberal] I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. - [Divorce] I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. - [Newspapers] I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. - [Skin] I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! - [Politics] Displaying page 1 of 3 for this author: Next >> [1] 2 3
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