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A child develops individuality long before he discovers taste. - [Childhood] For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. - [Matrimony] Housework can kill you if done right. - [Housework] If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - [Football] It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. - [Courage] Never accept a drink from a urologist. - [Drink] Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - [Doctors] Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - [Lending]
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