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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home. - George Carlin A tie is like kissing your sister. - Duffy Daugherty A man is always better than he thinks. - Woody Hayes Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman A game that requires the constant conjuring of animosity. - Vince Lombardi, in the "New York Times", December 12, 1967 A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall. - Vince Lombardi Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things--blocking and tackling. - Vince Lombardi Football is to baseball as blackjack is to bridge. - Vin Scully If football players were armed with guns, there wouldn't be stadiums large enough to hold the crowds. - Irwin Shaw Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. - George Will
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