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Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ed's Fifth Rule of Procrastination: Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Education, Fifth Law, Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Education, Fifth Law: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Education, Fourth Law, Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Education, Fourth Law: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ehre's Double-Door Law: In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ehrman's First Commentary: Things will get worse before they get better. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ehrman's Second Commentary: Who said things would get better? - [Laws of Life and Nature] Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Epstein's Axiom: With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Exceptions always outnumber rules. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Exceptions prove the rule . . . and wreck the budget. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. - [Laws of Life and Nature] F.P. Jones' Creed: Experience enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Failure, Rule of: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Fett's Law: Never replicate a successful experiment. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Fifth Law of Design: Design flaws travel in groups. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Displaying page 6 of 20 for this author: << Prev Next >> 1 2 3 4 5 [6] 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
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