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Lost Inch, Law of the: In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 PM on a Friday. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Louie Spanoudis' 'IF' Rule: (1) If it ain't no big deal, don't worry about it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Louie Spanoudis' 'IF' Rule: (2) If you can't do anything about it, don't worry about it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Louie Spanoudis' 'IF' Rule: (3) If it's someone else's problem, don't worry about it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Louie Spanoudis' 'IF' Rule: (4) If it's easily fixed, it don't matter whose fault it was. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Louie Spanoudis' 'IF' Rule: (5) If it's done it's done, if it can't be undone--don't worry about it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Louie Spanoudis' 'IF' Rule: (6) If there's no damage, don't make a project out of it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Love, First Law of: People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Love, Second Law of: The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lowery's Law: If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lyall's Conjecture: If a computer cable has one end, then it has another. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lyall's Fundamental Observation: The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Manley's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Mathis' Rule: It is bad luck to be superstitious. - [Laws of Life and Nature] McGregor's Revised Maxim: The shortest distance between two points is under construction. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Meyers Law: In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Montgomery's Maxim: If at first you don't succeed, read the manual. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Morton's Law: If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Murphy's Corollary: If every expert consulted states the problem has no solution, its solution will be obvious to the first unqualified person entering the room, whether he/she speaks the language or not. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Displaying page 13 of 20 for this author: << Prev Next >> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 [13] 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
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