GIGA THE MOST EXTENSIVE
COLLECTION OF
QUOTATIONS
ON THE INTERNET
Google
Search GIGA
Loading
Home
Page
GIGA
Quotes
Biographical
Name Index
Chronological
Name Index
Topic
List
Reading
List
Site
Notes
Varying Hare
Books
Crossword
Solver
Anagram
Solver
Subanagram
Solver
TOPICS:          A   B   C   D   E   F   G   H   I   J   K   L   M   N   O   P   Q   R   S   T   U   V   W   X   Y   Z
PEOPLE:    #   A   B   C   D   E   F   G   H   I   J   K   L   M   N   O   P   Q   R   S   T   U   V   W   X   Y   Z


GEORGE CARLIN
American comedian
(1937 - 2008)
  Displaying page 1 of 2    Next Page >> 

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
      - [Safety]

Always do whatever's next.
      - [Action]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
      - [Atheism]

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.
      - [Baseball]

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
      - [Language]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
      - [Insignificance]

Everything beeps now.
      - [Technology]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
      - [Death]

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
      - [Suicide]

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
      - [Christianity]

If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
      - [Smiles]

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
      - [Movies]

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
      - [Politics]

If it requires a uniform it's a worthless endeavor.
      - [Clothes]

In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.
      - [Baseball : Football]

In labor news, longshoremen walked off the piers today; rescue operations are continuing.
      - [Labor]

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
      - [Cynics]

Jesus was a cross dresser.
      - [Clothes]

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
      - [Self-esteem]

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
      - [Work]

No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
      - [Deserts]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
      - [Drinking]

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
      - [Reputation]

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
      - [Invention]

Religion is just mind control.
      - [Religion]


Displaying page 1 of 2 for this author:   Next >>  [1] 2

 WWW.GIGA-USA.COM     Back to Top of Page 
The GIGA name and the GIGA logo are trademarks registered in the United States Patent and Trademark Office.
GIGA-USA and GIGA-USA.COM are servicemarks of the domain owner.
Copyright © 1999-2013 John C. Shepard. All Rights Reserved.
Last Revised: 2013 March 16
Click > HERE < to report errors

Buy a good book from
Varying Hare Books