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Annoyance, Law of: When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Anthony's Law of the Workshop, Corollary to: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW" means the price went way up. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Fourth Law of, First Corollary: In any group of pieces with the same erection mark on it, one should not have that mark on it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Fourth Law of, Second Corollary: It will not be discovered until you try to put it where the mark says it's supposed to go. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Fourth Law of, Third Corollary: Never argue with the fabricating plant about an error. The inspection prints are all checked off, even to the holes that aren't there. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Fourth Law of: In any structure, pick out the one piece that should not be mismarked and expect the plant to cross you up. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Law of, Corollary: Not only did the plant forget to ship it, 50% of the time they haven't even made it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Law of: The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Second Law of: Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Confusion, Third Law of: After adding two weeks to the schedule for unexpected delays, add two more for the unexpected, unexpected delays. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Terror, Corollary to the Fifth Law of: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Terror, Corollary to the Fourth Law of: The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Terror, Fifth Law of: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Applied Terror, Fourth Law of: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Aquinas Axiom, The: What the gods get away with, the cows don't. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Army Law: If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Arnold's First Law of Documentation: If it should exist, it doesn't. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Displaying page 2 of 20 for this author: << Prev Next >> 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
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