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Arnold's Second Law of Documentation: If it does exist, it's out of date. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Arnold's Third Law of Documentation: Only useless documentation transcends the first two laws. - [Laws of Life and Nature] As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ashleigh's First Law: If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ashley-Perry Fifth Statistical Axiom: The product of an arithmetical computation is the answer to an equation; it is not the solution to a problem. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ashley-Perry First Statistical Axiom: Numbers are tools, not rules. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ashley-Perry Fourth Statistical Axiom: Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ashley-Perry Second Statistical Axiom: Numbers are symbols for things; the number and the thing are not the same. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ashley-Perry Sixth Statistical Axiom: Arithmetical proofs of theorems that do not have arithmetical bases prove nothing. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Ashley-Perry Third Statistical Axiom: Skill in manipulating numbers is a talent, not evidence of divine guidance. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Assembly II, Law of: Interchangeable parts won't. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Avoid reality at all costs. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's St. Matthew Passion on a ukulele. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Baldwin's Law: Instruments are easier to break than to fix. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Barach's Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Bicycling, First Law of: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Blissful Ignorance, First Law of: What you don't know will always hurt you. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Blissful Ignorance, Second Law of: Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Boling's postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Displaying page 3 of 20 for this author: << Prev Next >> 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
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