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LAW OF LIFE AND NATURE
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Communication, Second Law of: The information conveyed is less important than the impression.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming I, Law of: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming II, Law of: Any given program costs more and takes longer.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming III, Law of: If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming IV, Law of: If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming IX, Law of: Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming V, Law of: Any program will expand to fill available memory.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming VI, Law of: The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming VII, Law of: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming VIII, Law of: Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computer Programming X, Law of: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Copier Breakdown Principle: Copiers will break down when there is only one more copy to make.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

de la Lastra's Corollary: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

de la Lastra's Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

De Vries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Decision Making, Fifth Law of: Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are MADE by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Decision Making, Second Law of: Any decision is better than no decision.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Decision Making, Third Law of: A decision is judged by the conviction with which it is uttered.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Design, Fifth Law of: Design flaws travel in groups.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Diddle's Principle: Any set of results can match any set of equations provided you develop a good imagination and sense of tolerance.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]

Dominic Cirino's Law of Burnt Fingers: Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.
      - [Laws of Life and Nature]


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