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Klipstein's Second General Engineering Law: Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to the tightness of the schedule. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Klipstein's Second Prototyping and Production Law: If a project requires n components, there will be n-1 units in stock. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Klipstein's Seventh Prototyping and Production Law: A purchased component or instrument will meet its specs long enough, and only long enough, to pass incoming inspection. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Klipstein's Sixth Prototyping and Production Law: A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Klipstein's Tenth Prototyping and Production Law: After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Klipstein's Third General Engineering Law: Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Klipstein's Third Prototyping and Production Law: A motor will rotate in the wrong direction. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Knight's Law: Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Knoll's Law of Media Accuracy: Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Knowles's Law of Legislative Deliberation, Corollary: When the issue is trivial, and everyone understands it, debate is almost interminable. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Knowles's Law of Legislative Deliberation: The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Kohn's Second Law: Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Koppett's Law: Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Korman's Conclusion: The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Korman's Law: The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Kristol's Law: Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lane Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to . . . to . . . . - [Laws of Life and Nature] Laura's Law: No child throws up in the bathroom. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lazarus Long's Thesis: Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Leibnitz's Law: If one thing is identical with another then anything that is true of the one must also be true of the other. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Levy's Eighth Law: No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lost Inch, Law of the, First Corollary: Under the same conditions, if any minor dimensions are given to sixteenths of an inch, they cannot be totaled at all. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Lost Inch, Law of the, Second Corollary: The correct total will become self-evident at 9:01AM Monday morning. - [Laws of Life and Nature] Displaying page 12 of 20 for this author: << Prev Next >> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 [12] 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
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