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Applied Confusion, Second Law of: Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck. - Law of Life and Nature Applied Confusion, Third Law of: After adding two weeks to the schedule for unexpected delays, add two more for the unexpected, unexpected delays. - Law of Life and Nature Applied Terror, Corollary to the Fifth Law of: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live. - Law of Life and Nature Applied Terror, Corollary to the Fourth Law of: The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. - Law of Life and Nature Applied Terror, Fifth Law of: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. - Law of Life and Nature Applied Terror, Fourth Law of: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. - Law of Life and Nature Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. - Law of Life and Nature Aquinas Axiom, The: What the gods get away with, the cows don't. - Law of Life and Nature Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood. - Law of Life and Nature Army Law: If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it. - Law of Life and Nature Arnold's First Law of Documentation: If it should exist, it doesn't. - Law of Life and Nature Arnold's Second Law of Documentation: If it does exist, it's out of date. - Law of Life and Nature Arnold's Third Law of Documentation: Only useless documentation transcends the first two laws. - Law of Life and Nature As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence. - Law of Life and Nature Ashleigh's First Law: If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly. - Law of Life and Nature Ashley-Perry Fifth Statistical Axiom: The product of an arithmetical computation is the answer to an equation; it is not the solution to a problem. - Law of Life and Nature Ashley-Perry First Statistical Axiom: Numbers are tools, not rules. - Law of Life and Nature Ashley-Perry Fourth Statistical Axiom: Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners. - Law of Life and Nature Ashley-Perry Second Statistical Axiom: Numbers are symbols for things; the number and the thing are not the same. - Law of Life and Nature Ashley-Perry Sixth Statistical Axiom: Arithmetical proofs of theorems that do not have arithmetical bases prove nothing. - Law of Life and Nature Ashley-Perry Third Statistical Axiom: Skill in manipulating numbers is a talent, not evidence of divine guidance. - Law of Life and Nature Assembly II, Law of: Interchangeable parts won't. - Law of Life and Nature Avoid reality at all costs. - Law of Life and Nature Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's St. Matthew Passion on a ukulele. - Law of Life and Nature Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors. - Law of Life and Nature Displaying page 3 of 21 for this topic: << Prev Next >> 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
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