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LAWS OF LIFE AND NATURE
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[ Also see Proverbs ]

Cheops Law: No project was ever completed on time and within budget.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Chisholm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law: When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Chism's Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Clarke's First Law: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Clarke's Second Law: The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Cole's Law: Shredded cabbage goes great with shredded carrots and mayonnaise.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Colvard's Logical Premise: All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary: This is especially true when dealing with someone you're attracted to.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Communication, First Law of: The purpose of the communication is to advance the communicator.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Communication, Second Law of: The information conveyed is less important than the impression.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming I, Law of: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming II, Law of: Any given program costs more and takes longer.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming III, Law of: If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming IV, Law of: If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming IX, Law of: Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming V, Law of: Any program will expand to fill available memory.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming VI, Law of: The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming VII, Law of: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming VIII, Law of: Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computer Programming X, Law of: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Copier Breakdown Principle: Copiers will break down when there is only one more copy to make.
      - Law of Life and Nature


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