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Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live. - Law of Life and Nature de la Lastra's Corollary: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted. - Law of Life and Nature de la Lastra's Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. - Law of Life and Nature De Vries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper. - Law of Life and Nature Decision Making, Fifth Law of: Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are MADE by considering the benefits to the decision-makers. - Law of Life and Nature Decision Making, Second Law of: Any decision is better than no decision. - Law of Life and Nature Decision Making, Third Law of: A decision is judged by the conviction with which it is uttered. - Law of Life and Nature Design, Fifth Law of: Design flaws travel in groups. - Law of Life and Nature Diddle's Principle: Any set of results can match any set of equations provided you develop a good imagination and sense of tolerance. - Law of Life and Nature Do not believe in miracles--rely on them. - Law of Life and Nature Dominic Cirino's Law of Burnt Fingers: Hot glass looks the same as cold glass. - Law of Life and Nature Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes. - Law of Life and Nature Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem. - Law of Life and Nature Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. - Law of Life and Nature Ed's Fifth Rule of Procrastination: Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear. - Law of Life and Nature Education, Fifth Law, Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live. - Law of Life and Nature Education, Fifth Law: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. - Law of Life and Nature Education, Fourth Law, Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course. - Law of Life and Nature Education, Fourth Law: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. - Law of Life and Nature Ehre's Double-Door Law: In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull. - Law of Life and Nature Ehrman's First Commentary: Things will get worse before they get better. - Law of Life and Nature Ehrman's Second Commentary: Who said things would get better? - Law of Life and Nature Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it. - Law of Life and Nature Epstein's Axiom: With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble. - Law of Life and Nature Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster. - Law of Life and Nature Displaying page 6 of 21 for this topic: << Prev Next >> 1 2 3 4 5 [6] 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
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