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LAWS OF LIFE AND NATURE
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Klipstein's Eighth Prototyping and Production Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Fifth Prototyping and Production Law: A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's First General Engineering Law: A patent application will be preceded by one week by a similar application made by an independent worker.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's First Prototyping and Production Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty to assemble.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Fourth General Engineering Law: Any wire cut to length will be too short.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Fourth Prototyping and Production Law: A failsafe circuit will destroy others.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Lament: All warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Law of Specifications: In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Ninth Prototyping and Production Law: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Observation: Any product cut to length will be too short.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Second General Engineering Law: Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to the tightness of the schedule.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Second Prototyping and Production Law: If a project requires n components, there will be n-1 units in stock.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Seventh Prototyping and Production Law: A purchased component or instrument will meet its specs long enough, and only long enough, to pass incoming inspection.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Sixth Prototyping and Production Law: A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Tenth Prototyping and Production Law: After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Third General Engineering Law: Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Klipstein's Third Prototyping and Production Law: A motor will rotate in the wrong direction.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Knight's Law: Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Knoll's Law of Media Accuracy: Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Knowles's Law of Legislative Deliberation, Corollary: When the issue is trivial, and everyone understands it, debate is almost interminable.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Knowles's Law of Legislative Deliberation: The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Kohn's Second Law: Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Koppett's Law: Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen.
      - Law of Life and Nature

Korman's Conclusion: The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.
      - Law of Life and Nature


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