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Klipstein's Eighth Prototyping and Production Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Fifth Prototyping and Production Law: A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's First General Engineering Law: A patent application will be preceded by one week by a similar application made by an independent worker. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's First Prototyping and Production Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty to assemble. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Fourth General Engineering Law: Any wire cut to length will be too short. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Fourth Prototyping and Production Law: A failsafe circuit will destroy others. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Lament: All warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Law of Specifications: In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Law: Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Ninth Prototyping and Production Law: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Observation: Any product cut to length will be too short. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Second General Engineering Law: Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to the tightness of the schedule. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Second Prototyping and Production Law: If a project requires n components, there will be n-1 units in stock. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Seventh Prototyping and Production Law: A purchased component or instrument will meet its specs long enough, and only long enough, to pass incoming inspection. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Sixth Prototyping and Production Law: A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Tenth Prototyping and Production Law: After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Third General Engineering Law: Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight. - Law of Life and Nature Klipstein's Third Prototyping and Production Law: A motor will rotate in the wrong direction. - Law of Life and Nature Knight's Law: Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans. - Law of Life and Nature Knoll's Law of Media Accuracy: Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge. - Law of Life and Nature Knowles's Law of Legislative Deliberation, Corollary: When the issue is trivial, and everyone understands it, debate is almost interminable. - Law of Life and Nature Knowles's Law of Legislative Deliberation: The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue. - Law of Life and Nature Kohn's Second Law: Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it. - Law of Life and Nature Koppett's Law: Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen. - Law of Life and Nature Korman's Conclusion: The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again. - Law of Life and Nature Displaying page 12 of 21 for this topic: << Prev Next >> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 [12] 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
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