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Murphy's Seventh Military Law: Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants. - Law of Life and Nature Murphy's Sixth Military Law: If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. - Law of Life and Nature Murphy's Tenth Military Law: Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'. - Law of Life and Nature Murphy's Third Military Law: The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. - Law of Life and Nature Murray Gell-Mann's Law: Whatever isn't forbidden is required; thus, if there's no reason why something shouldn't exist, then it must exist. - Law of Life and Nature N-1 Law, The: If you need four screws for the job, the first three are easy to find. - Law of Life and Nature Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price. - Law of Life and Nature No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Law of Life and Nature No matter which way you go, it's uphill and against the wind. - Law of Life and Nature No one is listening until you make a mistake. - Law of Life and Nature Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results. - Law of Life and Nature O'Brian's Law: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in. - Law of Life and Nature O'Brien's Law: Nothing is ever done for the right reasons. - Law of Life and Nature O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist. - Law of Life and Nature One child is not enough, but two children are far too many. - Law of Life and Nature Osborn's Law: Variables won't, constants aren't. - Law of Life and Nature Ostrich's Principle: Ignore any bugging problem; it will be solved as soon as people stop talking about it. - Law of Life and Nature Parkins' Premise: Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more. - Law of Life and Nature Parkinson's Law (a/k/a Thousand Principle): Any corporation with a minimum one thousand (1,000) work force becomes an autonomous entity, in which enough administrative paperwork is generated to make external contacts superfluous. - Law of Life and Nature Patry's Law: If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong. - Law of Life and Nature People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made. - Law of Life and Nature Perversity of Nature Law: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. - Law of Life and Nature Peter Principle, The: People tend to be promoted to their level of their incompetence. - Law of Life and Nature Photography, The Third Law of: If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out. - Law of Life and Nature Pohl's Law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it. - Law of Life and Nature Displaying page 16 of 21 for this topic: << Prev Next >> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 [16] 17 18 19 20 21
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